Adventure | Time Season 1 Episode 1 English Subtitles

(in unison) “Down with torsos! Up with feet!”

Green flash. Legs snap back onto Finn. Ice King is now wearing a tutu and clucking like a chicken.

“Finn, your legs are jaywalking and starting a union! I don’t have jurisdiction over lower limbs!”

Finn ties it. Ground rumbles. A crudely carved stone well rises from the dirt, covered in sticky notes. Adventure Time Season 1 Episode 1 English Subtitles

Ice King crashes in, grabs the legs.

Finn tosses a copper coin.

Here’s a creative, interesting story for a hypothetical Adventure Time Season 1, Episode 1 , complete with scene-by-scene English subtitles that match the show’s quirky, post-apocalyptic whimsy. Finn & Jake: The Wailing Well of Wishes (in unison) “Down with torsos

“I wish for the ultimate adventure!”

“FREEDOM! TASTE THE HORIZON!”

“Did that oak just say ‘pancakes regret you’?” Ice King is now wearing a tutu and clucking like a chicken

They kick a banana guard. He cries yellow tears. Ice King watches through a crystal ball, cackling.

“My footwork is mathematical . I’m just saving energy for a real quest. Which we haven’t had in three days.”

Finn flops onto the grass.

(to dummy) “I’ll get you, evil-doer! Unless you have a coupon. Then… maybe a warning.”