Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl -

And party on, Pjkl.

You two be excellent to each other.

Your loving cousin, [Your Name Here]

Anyway, family reunion is next month. Barb is bringing her famous potato salad that glows in the dark. Uncle Steve is threatening to recite his entire 80s mixtape playlist as slam poetry. Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl

Here’s a short, playful piece assembled from your prompt, “Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl”: And party on, Pjkl

I hope this letter finds you both still卓有成效 (zhúo yǒu chéng xiào — remarkably productive) and not completely lost in the space-time continuum. And party on