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Because the original DVD is scratched. Because the director’s cousin uploaded it to a Google Drive link that expired in 2019. Because in the diaspora—from Brampton to Birmingham—grandparents need to hear that one line: “Puttar, burden ni chakda, sher chakkde ne.” (“Son, the burden isn’t carried, the lions carry it.”) Forever

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