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Right now, on the screen, Death Adder rises, a giant in black armor. Leo has one health bar left. No magic. The dwarf raises his axe.

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Three hours. His mom will be home in two. He’ll have to cancel the call waiting, tie up the phone line, risk the wrath. He does it anyway. The phone line crackles, surrendering all bandwidth to the ones and zeroes of destiny. Forever

And he charges.

None of that matters right now.