Twisted Sister
The DVD Collection

Fallout 3 V1.7.0.3 Trainer WORK Twisted Sister - Live at Wacken-The Reunion (Eagle Vision) 2005

DVD SIDE
1. "What You Don't Know (Sure Can Hurt You)"
2. In the Beginning
3. The Final Show...1987 [interview]
4. "The Kids Are Back"
5. "Stay Hungry"
6. The Speaks Reunion [interview]
7. A Night for Jason [interview]
8. "Destoyer"
9. "Like A Knife in the Back"
10. TS on TV [interview]
11. The New York Steel Benefit [interview]
12. "Under the Blade"
13. Old School Returns [interview]
14. "You Can't Stop Rock 'n' Roll"
15. "The Fire Still Burns"
16. The U.S.O. Tour of South Korea [interview]
17. "Shoot 'Em Down"
18. "We're Not Gonna Take It"
19. Festivals [interview]
20. "The Price"
21. Reflections [interview]
22. "Burn in Hell"
23. "I Wanna Rock"
24. Band Intros
25. "S.M.F."
26 Credits

 

Fallout 3 V1.7.0.3 Trainer Work Info

To a modern gamer, the filename reads like a spam subject line. The aggressive “WORK” in all caps suggests a history of failure, a lineage of broken promises. But to a specific breed of PC gamer—those who came of age during the Windows Vista/7 era, when Games for Windows Live was a plague and the capital Wasteland crashed every forty-five minutes—this file is a key to a broken kingdom.

Bethesda had released patch 1.7. It was supposed to fix the game. Instead, it fractured it. The patch addressed some quest bugs but introduced a cataclysmic incompatibility with multi-core processors. On any modern (at the time) dual-core or quad-core CPU, the game would hard-crash within minutes of leaving Vault 101. The fix? Manually editing .ini files to force the game to use only one core.

This is the story of the most infamous trainer for the most broken masterpiece of a generation, and why, nearly two decades later, people are still searching for it. To understand the trainer, you must first understand the hellscape of Fallout 3 on PC in late 2009. Fallout 3 V1.7.0.3 Trainer WORK

It feels like putting on old armor. A reminder that we loved Fallout 3 so much that we built tools to force it to love us back. The “Fallout 3 v1.7.0.3 Trainer WORK” is not a piece of software. It is a historical document. It is a testament to a broken era of PC gaming—the era of SecuROM, GFWL, and CPU affinity masking. It represents the user’s ultimate triumph over the publisher: the ability to take a flawed product and brute-force it into submission.

The game’s memory addressing was volatile. A trainer built for the Steam version wouldn’t work on the retail DVD version. The disc version crashed with the GFWL version. The 1.7.0.3 patch was a specific branch—the final patch before Bethesda abandoned the game for New Vegas . It was the patch that removed SecuROM from some copies but left GFWL clinging like a radroach. To a modern gamer, the filename reads like

Byline: Relic of the Read-Only Era

It was a ritual. A digital liturgy. Purists will argue that cheating in Fallout 3 undermines the survival horror-lite atmosphere of the Capital Wasteland. But those purists likely played on a stable console version. Bethesda had released patch 1

Why? Nostalgia, mostly. There is a specific speedrun category called “Assisted Glitchless” that relies on the memory-stable environment the trainer provides. There are modders who use the trainer to test quest triggers without dying to random environmental damage. And there are old men like me who still have a folder on an external HDD labeled “GAME TOOLS” with a creation date of 2010.

Into this void stepped the trainer. For the uninitiated: a trainer is a small, third-party executable that runs parallel to your game. It hooks into the process memory and overwrites specific values. Unlike console commands, a trainer offers real-time, one-click toggles.

Go to the niche forums. The abandoned subreddits. The Internet Archive’s “software” section. You will still find threads titled: “Looking for Fallout 3 v1.7.0.3 Trainer that actually works.”

So if you find it—if you stumble upon a dusty ZIP file with that desperate, all-caps promise—scan it for viruses first (it’s the internet, after all). But then run it. Launch Fallout 3 patch 1.7.0.3. Toggle infinite health. Stand on the roof of the Jefferson Memorial as the purifier activates, and let the crashes not happen.

Words cannot express how pumped I was when I found out Twisted Sister were going to do the formal reunion and a complete tour. Yes, yes, I know I am a 37 year old Twisted Sister geek, but hey what can I say! I grew up on these guys! "Live At Wacken" offers fans almost anything they could want in a reunion concert DVD. The entire concert is included in it's entirety and there is a ton of interview footage for those craving to know who is who and what is what, etc. I personally found the "Old School Returns" interview amusing as the guys tried on the make-up again for the first time in two decade. However, as a fan, I wouldn't want it any other way. I mean this is Twisted Sister! They did everything to the excess, including the make-up. Anything less just wouldn't be acceptable. The concert itself is excellent and the band comes off as if they hadn't ever stopped playing together. Twisted Sister were on of the biggest bands in the world at one time, and they look like it again at this show in front of 40,000 screaming, jumping, fist throwing SMF's. On top of the DVD we are given a live CD titled "Live...Past & Present" which includes rare recordings of the band early one and some of the songs from the Wacken concert. As a bonus there is addition footage of the making of "Still Hungry" and a photo slide show of the New York Steel show, that was a benefit show for families of the 9/11 victims in NYC. Now the only thing left is for this Twisted Sister fan to get to see them on the reunion tour. Thankfully I have tickets to see them in September in Tuscon, AZ! I can't wait!

The Video Years Twisted Sister - The Video Years (Rhino) 2007

1. "It's Only Rock 'N' Roll (But I Like It)" [live]
2. "You Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll"
3. "We're Not Gonna Take It"
4. "I Wanna Rock"
5. "The Price"
6. "Leader Of The Pack"
7. "Be Chrool To Your Scuel"
8. "Hot Love"
9. "The Kids Are Back" [live]
10. "We're Not Gonna Take It" [live]
11. "I Wanna Rock" [live]
12. "Under The Blade" [live]
13. "The Beast" [live]
14. "You Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll" [live]
15. "The Price" [live]
16. "Stay Hungry" [live]
17. "Burn In Hell" [live]
18. "S.M.F." [live]

An excellent DVD collection that includes all Twisted Sister's music videos up and through "Love is For Suckers". Also includes the MTV Special - Stay Hungry concert. Between each song the band members comment on the video and that period in Twisted Sister history. Also includes comments by Lemmy Killmister (Motrhead) and actor Mark Metcalf (who played the father and the teacher in music videos 'I Wanna Rock' and 'We're Not Gonna take it'). Lemmy, as well as former Motrhead guitarist Brian Robertson make guest appearances on stage with Twisted Sister in the historic "It's Only Rock 'N' Roll (But I Like It)" video. This was big appearance on British TV in 1984 that helped break them into the mainstream there. I've not found any hidden or bonus footage. If anyone else finds anything, please let me know.

Twisted Christmas Twisted Sister - A Twisted Christmas Live (Razor & Tie Entertainment) 2007

1. "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
2. "Shoot 'Em Down"
3. "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
4. "The Fire Still Burns"
5. "You Can't Stop Rock & Roll"
6. "White Christmas"
7. "The Price"
8. "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"
9. "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
10. "Burn In Hell/drum solo"
11. "Silver Bells"
12. "I Wanna Rock"
13. "Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days Of Christmas)"
14. "We're Not Gonna Take It
BONUS MATERIAL
15. "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" [music video]
16. "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" [animated video]
17. "Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days Of Christmas)" [In-Studio Performance]
18. Interview
19. Mendoza's Choir

A companion piece to the "A Twisted Christmas" CD. This live performance was recorded at the Starland Ballroom in NJ, USA. The stage is decked out in twinkle lights, big red bows and garland. The performance starts out with Dee Snider in a Santa suite, that stays on him for about half the song before it's torn off. The band then shoots through a mixture of the Twisted Sister's heavy metal Christmas songs and some of their classic songs. On stage the band looked like they were just having a blast. The camera work throughout is good with plenty of close-ups of all members, full stage shots and some audience shots as well. Since I had read the set list long before this DVD was released, I was a bit disappointed to see that "S.M.F." was left off. I suppose this was done to keep this disc "family friendly". However, I am not sure why "Stay Hungry" was left off. As well, Dee seems awful quiet between each song, which is uncharacteristic of him. I think it's more likely, since there are fades between some songs, that Dee's banter has been cut out. However, his introduction to "I Wanna Rock" is priceless! In addition to to the live performance there are several bonus feature, the best of which is the "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" music video. In the classic Twisted Sister tradition, this video features a story line that is tongue in cheek, yet without making a mockery of a classic Christmas song. I suppose if someone didn't enjoy the "A Twisted Christmas" CD, they probably wouldn't enjoy this DVD either. However, being the Twisted Sister fanatic I am, and also enjoying the Sister's manic take on these classic Christmas carols, I like it. It'll be one of those DVDs I pull out each Christmas season for a view, not unlike A Christmas Story, It's A Wonderful Life and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Gotta love tradition. (Thanks MetalGuy71)

Unfortunately I was never able to see Twisted Sister on the '06 Twisted Christmas tour, but a good friend did see them and picked me up a t-shirt. (Thanks Trog) Wore it for on Christmas Day 2007.

Astoria Twisted Sister - Live At The Astoria (Demus) 2008

1. "What You Don't Know (Sure Can Hurt You)" (5:00)
2. "The Kids Are Back" (2:48)
3. "Under The Blade" (4:44)
4. "Destroyer" (4:19)
5. "Like A Knife In The Back" (2:43)
6. "Burn In Hell" (5:27)
7. "Ride To Live" (3:43)
8. "Shoot 'Em Down" (3:11)
9. "You Can't Stop Rock N' Roll" (4:21)
10. "The Fire Still Burns" (3:09)
11. "We're Not Gonna Take It" (3:56)
12. "The Price" (4:38)
13. "I Am, I'm Me" (4:21)
14. "I Wanna Rock" (8:56)
15. "Come Out & Play" (5:31)
16. "S.M.F." (6:42)

See review on CD page.

From the Bars... Twisted Sister - From the Bars to the Stars (Eagle) 2011

DISC ONE (Live At Wacken)
1. What You Don't Know (Sure Can Hurt You)
2. The Kids Are Back
3. Stay Hungry
4. Destroyer
5. Like A Knife In The Back
6. Under The Blade
7. You Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll
8. The Fire Still Burns
9. Shoot 'Em Down
10. We're Not Gonna Take It
11. The Price
12. Burn In Hell
13. I Wanna Rock
14. S.M.F.

DISC TWO (Twisted Xmas: Live in Las Vegas)
1. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
2. White Christmas
3. Shoot 'Em Down
4. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
5. You Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll
6. Deck The Halls
7. The Price
8. Come All Ye Faithful
9. Burn In Hell
10. Silver Bells
11. I'll Be Home For Christmas
12. I Wanna Rock
13. 12 Days Of Christmas
14. We're Not Gonna Take It

DISC THREE (North Stage 1982)
1. What You Don't Know (Sure Can Hurt You)
2. Destroyer
3. Tear It Loose
4. Bad Boys (Of Rock 'N' Roll)
5. Lady's Boy
6. Leader Of The Pack
7. Under The Blade
8. Shoot 'Em Down
9. Sin After Sin
10. I'll Never Grow Up, Now
11. You Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll
12. You Know I Cry
13. It's Only Rock 'N' Roll
14. Rock 'N' Roll Saviors

DISC FOUR (NY Steel '01)
1. What You Don't Know (Sure Can Hurt You)
2. The Kids Are Back
3. Stay Hungry
4. Burn In Hell
5. You Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll
6. Under The Blade
7. Shoot 'Em Down
8. Come Back
9. You Know I Cry
10. I Wanna Rock
11. We're Not Gonna Take It
12. The Price
13. S.M.F.

DISC FIVE (Live At Reading)
1. What You Don't Know (Sure Can Hurt You)
2. Sin After Sin
3. Bad Boys (Of Rock 'N' Roll)
4. Destroyer
5. Shoot 'Em Down
6. Tear It Loose
7. Under The Blade
8. It's Only Rock 'N' Roll

The first ever Twisted Sister box set, and it's a DVD box set. The set includes the exclusive "Twisted Xmas: Live in Las Vegas" DVD, along with four other live DVDs; "Live At Wacken", "Live At Reading", and "Double Live", which includes "North Stage '82", as well as "NY Steel '01". The later four had been released in various forms before. There is also some fun extras including a Christmas ornament, an official NY Steel backstage pass, a reproduction of of the band's classic 2 ½-inch early 80's pin, and a reproduction of the first ever SMF fan club letter.

The two '82 concerts are worth the price of admission alone. Both these shows are stellar, showing a band that was young and hungry for success. The performance is tight and the songs are heavy and fast. Twisted Sister were a machine in 1982. The "North Stage" show was suppose to be the band's last club performance before they headed out to Europe to record their first album, "Under the Blade". It includes all the "Under the Blade" classics as well as early fan favorites like "Lady's Boy", "Rock 'N' Saviors" and "You Know I Cry". There is also their classic, super-charged, ultra-heavy cover of the Stones "It's Only Rock and Roll". The DVD also includes some recent video footage of the band reminiscing about this show.

The NY Steel '01 show capture the band's reunion benefit concert. The show was part of a fundraiser to benefit the families of the firefighters and police officers who lost their lives in the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center in NYC. Eddie Trunk sput together a fundraising concert to benefit the families of the firefighters and police officers who lost their lives at the World Trade Center. The band hadn't performed together for 14 years at this point, with some members still quite angry with other members. Howevever, they put their personal beefs aside to work for the greater good and they sound great. On top of the usual concert favorites, the band pulls out some local fan favorites including "Come Back" and "You Know I Cry". The DVD also includes some intense interview footage about the show and the band's thoughts on the terrorist attacks.

The exclusive Chrsitmas show is a nice addition, but frankly, it's the two '82 shows and the NY Steel '01 show that make this package worthwhile. The DVD collection is a nice travel through the history of Twisted Sister, though it's odd that no "Stay Hungry"-era shows were included. Still, a nice set with some excellent live footage.

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