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“One man… one ticket machine that only takes exact change… and 12 tons of prehistoric road rage.”

“I should’ve worked at Chuck E. Cheese .”

“You’re gonna need a bigger ticket stub.”

“Tip your valet. Or else.”

(Cut to a raptor learning to use a turn signal — incorrectly. It just claws the light off.)

(Final shot: The valet stands alone in the rubble of the garage, holding a single, unscathed “Claim Check #84.” He looks at the camera.)

JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear. funny cartoonporn

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(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.) “One man… one ticket machine that only takes

“Sir, this is a no-idling zone. Also? I’m going to eat your clipboard.”

(Opening shot: Dramatic, Oscar-bait music. A lone valet stands in an underground garage. A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot.)

(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)

“The Trailer for ‘Jurassic Parking: A Valet’s Nightmare’”