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A framed photo of the lads. It has a slice of pizza crust balanced on the corner.

Wet wipes and empty bottles of CÎROC COCONUT WATER litter the floor. Geordie Shore

Two hours later, they are all banned from a karaoke bar called “The Crooning Cod.” A framed photo of the lads

I’M THAT MORTIFIED, LADS. I’VE GOT GLITTER IN PLACES GLITTER SHOULD NEVER BE. I’M LIKE A HUMAN FABERGE EGG. Two hours later, they are all banned from

HOLY (22) is trying to make a bacon sandwich, but she’s wearing sunglasses indoors and moving like a sloth on tranquilizers. She opens the fridge. A toy chicken falls out. She screams.

(Voice like gravel) Why does me fanny taste like last night’s tequila? And why am I wearin’ a single sock and a traffic warden’s hat?

wakes up in the hot tub, vomits quietly into a plant pot, and gives a thumbs up.