--- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay - Hindi

Harold is driving. Kumar is standing on the back, holding a fire extinguisher like a rocket launcher.

It’s not prasad , Kumar. It’s hydroponic bhang from that Rastafarian halwai in Jackson Heights. We are going to your ex-girlfriend’s wedding to stop it, not get arrested!

Dude, I’m a vegetarian. I literally eat paneer tikka . Does that sound like a terrorist to you?

Also, we’re not terrorists. We’re therapists . For America’s sense of humor. Epilogue Neha dumps Rohan. She kisses Kumar. But then she slaps him. --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi

"You could have just called. You didn't have to start an international incident."

We are just two guys who wanted to get high, eat some samosa , and stop a wedding.

The final shot: Harold and Kumar are sitting on Marine Drive, sharing a chillum. The moon is out. The cops are approaching. Harold is driving

A buttoned-up Indian-American investment banker and his rebellious, desi -fusion musician best friend are wrongly declared terrorists after a failed attempt to smuggle a "special" chillum onto a flight. Now, they must escape the world’s most secure prison to reach Chandni Chowk before Kumar’s true love marries someone else. Act One: The "Chillum" Incident Scene 1: JFK Airport, New York

Title card: "Harold aur Kumar: Tihar Jail Se Farar – Coming Soon."

See? Even the mines here are made in China. Act Three: The Desi Detour They escape Guantanamo on a makeshift raft made of prison cots and a tarp. They land in… Miami. But this is a Hindi movie, so Miami is just a set designed to look like a mix of South Beach and Film City. It’s hydroponic bhang from that Rastafarian halwai in

Bhai… ek aur baar?

They learn that Colonel Foxx has kidnapped Kumar’s true love, NEHA (a stunning neurologist who left Kumar because he was "directionless") and is holding her at the wedding venue – the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel in Mumbai. Scene 3: The Taj Mahal Palace Hotel, Mumbai

Kumar puts his arm around Harold. Harold fixes his glasses.