Anyway, Harry’s living under the stairs – which, hello?? That’s a vibe but not in a slay way. More in a “my mental health is in a landfill” way.

Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory? endearing? both). He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but could defeat Voldemort at 11. Priorities? None.

Draco: “My father will hear about this.” Harry, internally: “Okay?? And I’ll post the receipts.”