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Let’s be honest. The old world—with its gluten-free bagels, micro-influencers, and 401(k)s—was a bit... stale. The undead rising has simply clarified things. This isn't a survival manual. Those are for people who still think duct tape and a "bug-out bag" will save them. No, darling. This is lifestyle . This is entertainment .
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Dining out is no longer an option. Dining on what used to be out? Also not an option (prions, bad manners). So, we elevate the pantry.
That’s the real entertainment. The small, defiant joys.
The pool is small. And occasionally, someone gets a fever and turns during the appetizer course. Awkward.
End of v0.10. Stay tuned for the next patch: “How to Repopulate Without Awkwardness.”
Forget location, location, location. It’s now elevation, fortification, ventilation .