> THE LAST TIME HP COMPILED THIS FIRMWARE, THE ENGINEER WAS NAMED GRETCHEN. SHE HAD A COLD. SHE SNEEZED WHILE WRITING THE BOOTLOADER.
The printer hummed. A single sheet emerged. On it was printed: Hp Lj 1320 Firmware Update
> YOU UN-FLIPPED THE BIT. THEN YOU FLIPPED IT BACK. THEN YOU RAN THE UPDATE TWICE. > THE LAST TIME HP COMPILED THIS FIRMWARE,