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Juliana laughed. Not a nervous laugh. A real one. It had been four years since she’d laughed like that. Four years since she’d left Medellín for a sterile apartment in Toronto, chasing a promotion that left her with carpal tunnel and a curated loneliness. Her abuela’s final words echoed in her head: “Mija, la navidad no se vive en un celular. Se vive en la chiva culiona.”

The December sun blazed over the mountain roads of Antioquia, but inside the painted wooden shell of La Espantapájaros —the Scarecrow—the Christmas spirit was running on pure stubbornness and aguardiente. Juliana gripped the rusty rail of the open-air bus, her knuckles white, as the chiva’s oversized tires kissed the edge of a cliff overlooking a canyon so deep it seemed to swallow the sky. Juliana Navidad A La Colombiana Chiva Culiona

“A la izquierda, el pasado. A la derecha, la gloria.” Juliana laughed

She didn’t return to Toronto. She bought La Espantapájaros from Don Pepe for a symbolic peso, renovated the engine with real parts, and started a new tradition: the Chiva Culiona de los Ausentes —a ride for all the Colombians who’d left, so they could come back for one night, sit on the roof, and remember that joy is not an algorithm. It’s a big, loud, ugly, beautiful bus full of imperfect people, taking the wrong road at the right speed, singing off-key into the abyss. It had been four years since she’d laughed like that

“Merry Christmas!” Juliana yelled, and the crowd yelled back, “ Juliana! Juliana Navidad! ”

The culiona —the big, beautiful, ridiculous bus—groaned. The accordion player struck up “Fuego a la Jeringonza.” The drunk uncles pushed. The grandmothers pushed. Juliana pushed until her Toronto-trained lungs burned with the thin, sweet air of home.

“Push,” she said.