He picks it up, looks into its sensors.
TACKLE? Mujhe? Aaja, pehle iski body-shaming kar deta hoon.
Bauji, it’s a Roomba. It cleans on its own. Mardana Sasur 2.0 -2023- NeonX Original
(whispering) Tera koi bhai hai? Mard wala?
Remix of classic Bhojpuri beat + synthwave. He picks it up, looks into its sensors
SHAMBHU stands over a robot vacuum cleaner, holding a hockey stick.
CUT TO: Rohan’s face, deadpan. Fourth wall break. He picks it up
Welcome to Season 2, guys. Marketing Hook (Social Media Teaser) Visual: Shambhu wearing a neon vest, holding a ladle and a dumbbell. Text overlay: "Sasur ji 2.0 — Ab ghar nahi, GAME karenge."
The vacuum bumps into Shambhu’s foot. He roars.
(to Rohan) Ye teri naukar hai? GOL GOL ghoomta hai, jhaadu nahi karta. MARD kaise bana ye?