Meet The Parents 3 -

The wristlet beeps green. Truth.

Greg, sweating through his rental tux, says: “I once lied about having a PhD in nursing to impress you, Jack.” meet the parents 3

Jack: “Don’t tell Pam, but… you’re okay.” The wristlet beeps green

The room gasps. Jack smiles for the first time—not because he’s happy, but because Greg finally told a big, stupid, human lie. The wristlet beeps green. Truth. Greg

“Last time your dad ‘renewed’ something, it was his security clearance, and I ended up breastfeeding a panther cub,” Greg replies.

Final scene: Greg and Jack are on a dock, fishing in silence. Jinx the cyborg cat rubs against Greg’s leg.

They nod. Cut to Greg’s wristlet, still on the ground, blinking one final time: —because Greg actually loves the timeshare.