“Honestly, good for her,” said neighbor Patricia Meacham, 66. “She’s handled this with more class than I would have. I’d have opened a pop-up shop.”
For 68-year-old retired librarian Mrs. Eleanor Doe, last Tuesday was supposed to be uneventful: prune the petunias, attend water aerobics, and pick up her monthly shipment of “arthritic support cushions.” Instead, she accidentally became the unwitting protagonist in the most talked-about civic drama since the HOA banned flamingos. Mrs Doe And The Dildo Depot
“For a moment, I thought they were modern art sculptures,” she recalls. “Then I turned one on.” good for her