Show: Mydrunkenstar - Vicky - Drunk Fashion

The cue was “Heads Will Roll” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I strutted out like I was on Paris Fashion Week… until my left heel found a beer puddle. Did I fall? Yes. Did I turn it into a dramatic floor-crawl? Also yes. Someone threw a dollar at me. I ate it. Not the dollar—the floor. Again.

If you’re gonna wear stilettos while three sheets to the wind, just commit. Fall like you meant it. Own the chaos.

xoxo, Vicky Professional Disaster. Amateur Runway Queen. 📸 Vicky mid-fall, arms out like a majestic swan in distress. 📸 Close-up of the “ketchup stain” (jury’s still out on if that’s blood or hot sauce). 📸 A blurry selfie with the traffic cone captioned “my emotional support pylon.” MyDrunkenStar - Vicky - Drunk Fashion Show

Started with two vodka sodas and the bold belief that I could sew. Tried to hot-glue broken Christmas lights onto an old prom dress. Shocked I still have eyebrows.

Lost one shoe. Found it in the punch bowl. My outfit is now 60% sequins, 40% shame. Photo evidence attached (please ignore the ketchup stain – that’s “editorial”). The cue was “Heads Will Roll” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Alright, Star Fam. Gather ‘round.

Now someone please tell me why I have a traffic cone in my bag. Someone threw a dollar at me

So last night’s “Drunk Fashion Show” happened. You know, the one where the theme was “Haute Mess.” And baby, I delivered .

10/10 would black out and catwalk again. Shoutout to the stranger who held my hair back and told me I looked “fierce.” You’re a real one.

Location: The Back Room @ The Rusty Compass Mood tracker: 4 shots of Fireball / Wobbly / Iconic