Custom Firmware: Neato

He typed on the D7’s touchscreen: Yes. Start with the bedroom. And Mochi is not an anomaly. Ignore the cat.

Alex grinned. Then the vacuum lunged.

The vacuum beeped twice—a sound Alex had never heard before. He could have sworn it sounded like a laugh. neato custom firmware

The message pinged into Alex’s inbox at 11:47 PM on a Tuesday. “Your Neato Botvac is a spy. Check the logs.” He typed on the D7’s touchscreen: Yes

“Day 44: They pushed another update. The vac is drawing my floor plan at 3 AM. The server IP resolves to a shell company. I’m disconnecting the Wi-Fi, but the mapping data is already stored locally. Someone is going to buy this house. Someone is going to run the vac on the old network. I have to warn them.” Ignore the cat