DAVE (Clutching chest) Then she gets the silent treatment until she apologizes to the hanger.

DAVE Bedroom inspection. Rule 47: No overlapping socks in the hamper. Let me see.

SON Dad, they just fall in there.

SON Please no.

SON I’m going to live in a van.

DAVE (Smiles slightly) That’s how my points work. Lights out in 4 minutes. I’ll be watching through the keyhole.

SON (15, hoodie, looking exhausted) sits on bed.

SON Last time you made me call you “The Administrator.”

Dave opens the closet. Sees a single hanger facing the wrong way. Gasps.

SON It’s a hanger.