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“Fine,” he rasped. “But you’ll regret it.”

He began to sing—off-key, gravel-voiced, painfully sincere—a power ballad called “I Punch (But I Also Feel).” Halfway through, a tear rolled down his stubbled cheek. The mannequins wept. The plush shark returned and nuzzled him. Rambone XXX- A Dreamzone Parody -NEW 2014- -Spl...

The Jumbotron showed live viewer counts: 12 million and rising. Hashtags trended: #RamboneCryChallenge and #DreamzoneParody. “Fine,” he rasped

Rambone’s eye twitched. He saw them now: ghostly projections of every bad romance from his action-hero past. A femme fatale from Rambone 3: Back in the Saddle Again . A betrayed ally from Rambone 5: Lone Wolf Boogaloo . They all held microphones. The plush shark returned and nuzzled him

Kiki smiled. The cameras kept rolling. The closing credits ran over a blooper reel of Rambone trying to learn a TikTok dance.