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His real name was Jasper Kaine. He was a lanky, sun-leathered man in his late fifties who lived in a converted bait shop on stilts over the river’s edge. By day, he tied fishing flies and sold minnows to catfish poachers. By night, he became the sole proprietor, host, and creative engine of River Fox Yee-Haw Entertainment and Media Content —a one-man radio station, podcast network, and digital variety hour broadcast from a cobbled-together transmitter powered by a hydroelectric wheel he’d built from a tractor axle and a salvaged washing machine motor.

For three years, Jasper ruled as the undisputed king of Stillwater Bend’s airwaves. That is, until a sleek, grim-faced media conglomerate named PrairieWave Collective noticed the micro-territory. They had a mandate: total sonic hegemony. They sent a representative, a young woman named Sloan with a clipboard and no sense of humor, to “optimize the market.” River Fox - Yee-Haw - PornMegaLoad -2018-

The content was… unpredictable.

Then Jasper hit the airwaves. He didn’t perform a song. He performed a live, twelve-minute improvised audio drama titled “The Ballad of the River Fox vs. The Rectangle-Faced Woman Who Hates Fun.” In it, he cast Sloan as a robotic coyote who wanted to pave the river and replace all the fish with QR codes. He used a kazoo for her dialogue and a rusty saw for her evil laugh. His real name was Jasper Kaine

Jasper declined. Sloan declared war.

But the River Fox didn’t stop at audio. He called it “multi-platform yee-haw synergy.” His YouTube channel, filmed on a 2012 camcorder duct-taped to a ceiling fan, featured “Cooking with Critters.” In each episode, Jasper would attempt to cook a meal using ingredients found within ten feet of his shack while a live raccoon named Mayor Pringles Can wandered through the frame, occasionally stealing spoons. The most famous episode, “Fermented Frog Legs & Friends,” garnered 47 views—three of which were his own. By night, he became the sole proprietor, host,

The documentary won a minor award at a film festival in Omaha. Jasper didn’t see it. He was busy filming “Cooking with Critters: Opossum Omelette Surprise.” Mayor Pringles Can stole the eggs. It was, by all accounts, a masterpiece.