-rpg- -crotch- We Have No Rice- -magical Farming Survival Rpg- (Recent × REPORT)

Kestrel broke the grain in half. Then half again. Then again. Using Splitting Harvest magic, they turned one grain into a thousand—just enough for each person to have three grains.

"Report," said Elder Mochi, a man so thin he looked like a walking skeleton wearing a robe. Kestrel broke the grain in half

"It's a quest log, child. And your only one." " said Elder Mochi

"Of course," Kestrel whispered. "The entrance is its…" lay the . "Okay

The Crotch of the World was exactly as embarrassing as it sounded: a humid, shadowed valley shaped like a pelvis. Moss hung like unwashed hair. And in the center, snoring, lay the .

"Okay," Kestrel whispered. "New spell."