Sam And Cat Matthew Apr 2026

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door.

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants! sam and cat matthew

(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.?

Also allergic to fun. Apparently.

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad?

(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy! Sam and Cat are in their apartment

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out.

Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver (gasp) No feathers

See? He gets it.