🌍💥🚁 8/10 – A perfect storm of nonsense and entertainment.
What’s your favorite disaster movie moment? Drop it in the comments. Mine? The cargo ship surfing through the Golden Gate. Every time.
Yet, you can’t help but root for Ray and Emma. You cheer when Blake uses her engineering smarts (thanks, dad’s construction background) to guide a boat through a collapsing marina. You gasp when the tsunami looms over Lombard Street. And you definitely tear up just a little when Ray pulls his ex-wife from the rubble and whispers, “I’ve got you.” San Andreas made nearly $500 million worldwide on a $110 million budget. It proved that The Rock could carry a solo action franchise without the Fast & Furious crew. It also gave us one of the most unintentionally hilarious video game tie-ins (the San Andreas mobile game is a glorious mess). And let’s not forget the memes: the “What’s your seismic safety plan?” clip, the screaming helicopter dangles, and the fact that Paul Giamatti plays a seismologist named Dr. Lawrence Hayes with the most intense “We’re all gonna die” expression ever filmed. Final Verdict If you go into San Andreas looking for realistic fault mechanics or nuanced character arcs, you’re doing it wrong. This is a movie that understands its assignment: give us The Rock being a superhero without a cape, give us California getting absolutely wrecked in IMAX, and give us a final shot of the family reunited against a smoldering, flooded, but somehow hopeful San Francisco skyline. It’s ridiculous. It’s predictable. It’s absolutely glorious.