Windows 93 - Crazy Error

FATAL: The mouse cursor has divorced the mouse. It now identifies as a spinning CD-ROM from 1994. Please insert your childhood to continue.

CRITICAL ERROR: The “Close” button opened a portal to a Geocities page about wizards. The wizard wants your Social Security Number and a JPEG of a dancing baby.

Would you like to: [ OK ] [ OK BUT FASTER ] [ POUR COFFEE ON THE MOTHERBOARD ] windows 93 crazy error

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Press ANY key to continue in despair. Or don’t. The hamster running this OS is already on strike. FATAL: The mouse cursor has divorced the mouse

an excerpt from the Windows 93 error hymnal

⏣ SYSTEM ERROR: SANITY NOT FOUND ⏣ Please reinstall the ‘90s and try again. Want this as a fake pop-up HTML widget (like the actual Windows 93 desktop prank) or as a printable zine page? CRITICAL ERROR: The “Close” button opened a portal

> Close. > Ignore. > Dance.

Windows 93 will now restart in 3 seconds… 3… 2… 1.5… π… A grape…

Just kidding. We’re going to play a MIDI of “Axel F” forever instead.